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2019 L.A.S. Vino 'Fuck Him' Chardonnay 1.5L

$120.00Price

The label reads:

 

Our wine is made in Margaret River, Australia, with vines imported from France, watered by Israeli irrigation and tended to by an American tractor. It’s made with grapes picked by a group of Irish, German, Estonian and Korean travelers under the supervision of a South African.

 

Those grapes are pressed with a Swiss press, and using an Italian pump the juice is transferred into French oak by a Hungarian Canarian and then bottled with the help of a lesbian. The wine is sealed with a cork from Portugal and wax from the Czech Republic and placed into boxes made in China. 

 

This was written with a program downloaded from India with a label designed by a legend in the USA, proofread by an Eurasian Australian woman in New York. Our wine is exported to Singapore, Sweden, Tokyo, Shanghai, Dubai and the U.K., and drank by those wanting to bring friends together from all countries, ethnicities, sexes, sexualties and religions! The flavour inside this bottle attests: we are more than where we come from. 

 

We are what we contribute.

  • 1.5L MAGNUMS 

     

    A very limited edition wine. Hand picked willyabrup chardonnay, chilled, destemmed and naturally fermented on skins for different periods of time. Matured in old oak for 14 months where it went through a partial malolactic fermentation. Prior to hand bottling, hand waxing and hand labelling.

    Margaret River chardonnay reimagined. 

    Only 100 bottles made