The label reads:


Our wine is made in Margaret River, Australia, with vines imported from France, watered by Israeli irrigation and tended to by an American tractor. It’s made with grapes picked by a group of Irish, German, Estonian and Korean travelers under the supervision of a South African.


Those grapes are pressed with a Swiss press, and using an Italian pump the juice is transferred into French oak by a Hungarian Canarian and then bottled with the help of a lesbian. The wine is sealed with a cork from Portugal and wax from the Czech Republic and placed into boxes made in China.


This was written with a program downloaded from India with a label designed by a legend in the USA, proofread by an Eurasian Australian woman in New York. Our wine is exported to Singapore, Sweden, Tokyo, Shanghai, Dubai and the U.K., and drank by those wanting to bring friends together from all countries, ethnicities, sexes, sexualties and religions! The flavour inside this bottle attests: we are more than where we come from.


We are what we contribute

2017 'Fuck Him' Chardonnay

  • Willyabrup fruit, Hand picked, Hand sorted, Whole bunch pressed to barrel, Naturally fermented. Two barrels of 2017 Chardonnay left to mature for 13 months with regular lees stiring and a full malo, then hand bottled, labelled and wax. :) 

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Under the liquor control act of 1988, it is an offence to sell of supply liquor to a person under the age of 18 years or for a person under the age of 18 to purchase or attempt to purchase liquor. 
L.A.S. Vino- Producer's License- 618211726918